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一天，上数学课，老师说：“加法的意义，就是把两个数合起来。比方说1+1等于2。”第二天，老师问小明：“ 2+2等于几？”小明说：“老师，我们昨天......点击阅读
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今天，弟弟拿了小学二年级的题目问我，我扫了一眼：“帮我去倒杯水。”然后飞快的百度一下，现在数学太可怕了！中枪的有木有。。。......点击阅读
一对情侣买了块月饼一起吃，女生吃了3/7，男生吃了4/7，男生比女生多出4.5元，请问这块月饼多少钱。。。据说矮矬穷的答案是31.5，非屌丝的答案是......点击阅读
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坐车，普通的面包车，从镇上到市区五块钱，下车的时候一乘客没零钱就拿出了一百块，司机说我没钱找，然后旁边的乘客说我有，于是就拿出了九十五块......点击阅读
早上出早操，班主任带队，跑着跑着一同学摔倒了。老班：“你怎么回事？”同学说：“绊倒了！ ”老班：“绊倒了？这光溜溜大马路你被什么绊倒？”......点击阅读
今天做数学题。十个人排队，甲不能站中间，不能站两端，还得和乙挨着，还得和丙隔两个人，还得站丁后面。经过激烈的讨论，大家一致认为，让甲滚～......点击阅读
某设计人员在绘制一张图纸时，将上面的“1×1000”误写为“1000×1”。项目主管发现后，把他狠狠批评了一顿。他甚是不服，问主管两者有何不同。主......点击阅读